winnie the pooh was walking in the enchanted forest when he came across the little red riding hood and they were skipping merraly down the forest path when swiper the sneaky fox jumped out and little red riding hood flashed him and blinded him while winnie the pooh pulled out a thompson and blew his sneaky ass away in the darkness they where walkin more and sam fisher jumped from a tree and slit both of their necks and laughed as their blood slowly ozzed out their necks
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A guy was going to pick up his girlfriend for the prom and he got there and he talked with her dad and they discused..u know how it is..they got out to the car and he said put on your seatbelt and she said but i dont want to wrinkle ma dress so he doesnt make her. They were driving along a houseing street when at a intersection the boy couldnt see to his left so he peeled out to impress his girlfriend or give her a thrill and a car pulls out infront of them and they hit the car. His girlfriend flew up and her eye hit the mirror and gouged out her eye it was hanging by the stem. The fire wall broke in and crushed her legs in the wrong way so the cracked. the boy however broke his kneecap because of the firewall that was it beacuse he was wearing his seatbelt.
the moral of this story wear or seatbelt or you can be the girl that is now dead from bleding to death
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